What's on your desk?

I just read this article in the Guardian. I definitely have the messier desk, when compared with my two Vietnamese officemates. I couldn't tell you if they despise me for it or not...

My desk contains (broadly from left to right):

• One plastic 30cm ruler - with a deep split in it (woops!).
• Empty glasses case
• Almost empty paper towel tube
• One ill-fitting belt
• On half empty coffee mug
• Handcream
• Chewing gum - a massive pottle
• Post-it notes
• One empty CD case
• Someone else's business card
• One stolen stapler
• One highlighter (also stolen)
• One cheap ballpoint pen (I believe I legitimately own this one - but have no proof...)
• One used paper towel, containing the last bit of gum I chewed
• Random papers - mostly useless - though a couple of them I do refer to on a daily basis, so they're where they should be.